Why I have never Googled “Blue Waffle”

Its the same reason I have never googled 2 girls and a cup or Animal Farm , its the look in the eye of the person who is trying to get you to do it. That look of I’m really upset after seeing this, maybe I will feel better if someone else see’s it too.

Basically I don’t want to know. I don’t want to share in this weird thing that you have actively searched for, then looked at, then got upset by, and are now trying to pass on their pain …. I’m just not in to self harm thanks, I am already self employed, that’s enough self harm for one life time.

The last person to tell me to google something told me to google “2 girls, one cup” . I asked why , he said because… then he told me what it was, “did you like it ” I asked, NO, but you have to see it. Eh, no I don’t, that shit gives me nightmares…

” I didn’t know chickens had facial expressions “

Then he looked into the middle distance, “yea like me and Animal Farm … “What do you mean, the beastiality film or the book ? “, I asked… he continues ” I still see the look of disbelief on the chickens face as this guy was just rammin into it” he continues in shock, “I didn’t know chickens had facial expressions until then”

Do yourself a favor , don’t do it !.

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